Over 102876

Samuel Demotivational Poster

CASINO ROYALE - Samuel L Jackson as James Bond "I said 'shaken not stirred', Muthafukka!"

TAGS: samuel jackson
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by Koradan

angus90 - May 7, 2010, 1:57 am
good shit
The Goat - February 10, 2010, 8:41 pm
I wasn't paying close attention to his face and just automatically thought "Richard Kiel is back!" then thought about it and felt really really silly
Produceman117 - February 10, 2010, 6:29 pm
Very clever. 5L.


TAGS: samuel clemens not to impressed with the future star trek
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by JDHalfrack

JDHalfrack - May 30, 2010, 7:49 am
Hey PreacherMan, I agree. But, I made this for a Physics class I teach. We watch Star Trek episodes, and this is always one of the students' favorite episodes because of how annoying Mark Twain is.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 12:20 am
This ain't the beer guy?
Preacher Man - May 30, 2010, 12:18 am
Not to be a total f'ing geek here, but by the end of that episode, he was impressed with the future. Said it was worth giving up cigars for. Great performance by Jerry Hardin as Twain in a sillier than usual time travel episode.


TAGS: samuel whittemore american revolutionary war veterans america usa
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by TheConservativeInsurgent

Thedge - November 13, 2014, 12:31 pm
That was America. Would you like a Hot Apple Pie with that order, sir?


TAGS: wizardofoz samueljackson pulpfiction
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by sickartist

CANADA - December 8, 2009, 8:45 pm
LMAO! amsome job!

Snakes on the line -

samuel l jackson -

TAGS: samuel l jackson actors tough
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

Sho - November 9, 2013, 6:20 pm
Does he look like a b!thc?

GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE. - Black people kill people.

TAGS: guns samuel jackson black people
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by phinus

tomwolfpack - March 21, 2011, 1:40 pm
RACISM 101 next photo, Japanese, text: cars, cornering U.S market etc, etc...
death_samurai - June 26, 2008, 6:44 am

SAMUEL L. JACKSON - Ruining movies since the 70's

TAGS: jackson samuel wizard funny movies lol
Rating: 2.16/5

More motifakes by Mitchell

Woodywood03a - July 29, 2009, 8:07 pm
You are so wrong man.

i dare you -

TAGS: samuel l jackson dog
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

EmilioDumphque - June 17, 2014, 9:14 pm
How many celebrities can point to the exact moment they became one?
steve1961 - June 17, 2014, 5:43 pm
5L for the poster...and 5MF-ing Lions for Oldsod's comment.
Oldsod - June 17, 2014, 4:33 pm
Ladie5 and gentlemen...Spaniel L. Jackson.

HE WHO ASPIRES - to be a hero must drink Brandy

SAMUEL L JACKSON - Is tried of these motifaking motifakers on this motifaking website!

TAGS: samuel jackson snakes plane
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by nicholsjoshua15

Reality Lord - February 18, 2013, 6:54 am

hey...that was actually quite witty...nice 1
LONGOS - February 18, 2013, 3:28 am
yep!!! he's f*ckin' TRIED...


APPARENTLY, SAMUEL JACKSON CAN'T TAKE REJECTION - I dare you, I double dog dare you mutha fuka. Reject my motifakes again! Reject my motifakes one more god damn time!!

TAGS: rejection samuel l jackson style
Rating: 1.28/5

More motifakes by sarge

phydeaux - April 23, 2010, 2:13 pm
rerun FTW!
Jmac0585 - April 23, 2010, 9:47 am
But another poster with Jules? I don't know if you could justify the disk space. I think he was trying to be clever. But then again, the South was trying to... nope, nothing to be gained there. Question a mod? Maybe, but an invitation for self sex? No.
rerun - April 23, 2010, 9:42 am

racism question could go either way, if you are going to use an actors name in a m-fake, the image should be of said actor. That is where my thinking of race issue comes from. Sarge could have debated that point, but telling anybody to go F**..is not good
Jmac0585 - April 23, 2010, 9:39 am
I didn't see this as racist. I didn't see it as funny, either. But calling out a moderator isn't a good idea, especially in a foreign language, where I gotta use a translator to know what you are inviting them to do.
rerun - April 23, 2010, 9:28 am

sarge and sarge2 have been banned...the chinga comment cemented his fate
Kung-Fu Devil - April 23, 2010, 8:15 am
I don't think it's racist. Just not funny, as it relies on swearing, which is not big nor clever. Wanker.
culos - April 23, 2010, 6:13 am
Look at your rating and re-think who's lacking in the humor department.
sarge2 - April 23, 2010, 3:46 am
Your comment is proof that you sir have no sense of humor and if i have offended you i am sorry; sorry that you cannot take a joke. horrible and racist my ass;if you don't like it pos chinga tu madre.
sarge2 - April 23, 2010, 3:40 am
Okay mr 'rerun' i never ment any racial comments and/or implication when i made this 'motifake'.i just meant this as a joke.
rerun - April 23, 2010, 1:46 am

horrible and racist. Guess poster thinks all black men (even animated ones) look alike
boeweizer - April 23, 2010, 1:34 am
not rejected 1 bombed
Kubi - April 23, 2010, 1:12 am
Rejected... wasn't so hard

Congratulations -

TAGS: samuel l jackson typecast award
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

EmilioDumphque - July 4, 2014, 11:42 pm
Jurassic Park?? Bad-ass computer nerd???

Fishburne vs Jackson -

The true measure of a man -

TAGS: the true measure of a man helping the homeless samuel johnson
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by TheConservativeInsurgent

Thedge - November 6, 2014, 8:19 pm
The man with the brown snoot... provides an equal and opposite measure. 5L


TAGS: samuel jackson scarlett johansson meme
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ThatKoffeeBurns

ThatKoffeeBurns - July 12, 2016, 12:27 am
thank you, appreciate it. =)
ThatKoffeeBurns - July 12, 2016, 12:25 am
lolll me either
concern3 - July 6, 2016, 12:48 pm
Nice, UP yours
Silverheart - July 6, 2016, 10:44 am

I almost didn't see him there.